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Thursday 21 July 2016

'P' शब्द इन्सान को बहुत प्रिय है:-

 हम जिंदगी भर P के पीछे भागते रहते है। जो मिलता है वह भी P और जो नहीं मिलता वह भी P ।
            P  👨  पति
            P  👩   पत्नि
            P  👦  पुत्र
            P 👧   पुत्री
            P 👪   परिवार        
            P 💵   पैसा
            P  💺   पद
            P 🚨    प्रतिष्ठा
            P 👏   प्रशंसा
            P 🖊   पेन
            P 🗞   पेपर
            P ✈   प्लेन
            P 🏒    पोलो
            P   🍻  पार्टी
            P   📖  पढ़ाई
            P  📋   परीक्षा
            P  ✉   पत्र
            P  🚿   पानी
            P  🏅   पब्लिसिटी
            P   👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨  प्यार
            P   👰🏻   परी
            P 💞   प्रेम

ये सब P के पीछे पड़ते-पड़ते हम 👺 पाप करते है यह भी P है:! 
फिर हमारा *P से 👹 पतन होता है; 
और अंत मे बचता है सिर्फ; *P से 😭 पछतावा:!

पाप के P के पीछे पड़नेसे अच्छा है
परमात्मा के P के पीछे पड़े:!
          और
P से कुछ 👍 पुण्य कमाये:! 

🙏🙏  P से प्रणाम .🙏🙏

Tuesday 19 July 2016

You are the Artist

You are the ARTIST of
Your Life,
Choose your Colours Wisely

Hopes and Dreams

Our Hopes and Dreams
Should be like Hair and Nails,
No matter how many times they get Cut,
But they never stop Growing.

Monday 18 July 2016

SUPERB_ Definitions

Wonderfully described definitions.......

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

CONFERENCE: 
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

ETC: 
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

ATOM BOMB: 
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

POLITICIAN: 
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

DOCTOR: 
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

Friday 8 July 2016

अम्मा जान - AMAZON

विभूति जी- तिवारी जी मुझे कुछ नये  कपड़े  चाहिये...

अंगूरी भाभी- भरभूती जी "अम्मा जान" से मंगवा लीजिये...

विभूति जी- भाभीजी Its not अम्मा जान its "AMAZON"..

अंगूरी भाभी- सही पकड़े हैं....

Bridges and Walls

Bridges and walls are made with same material but...
Bridge joins the people and...
walls divides  the people...

CHOOSE THE RIGHT ONE!!!

अनुभव जीवन की सीख

अनुमान गलत हो सकता है पर अनुभव कभी गलत नहीं होता
क्योंकि अनुमान हमारे मन की कल्पना है और
अनुभव हमारे जीवन की सीख है जिसे हर पल हर दम  हम जीते है!

वास्तविकता...

बच्चों की गलती नहीं है, जब स्त्रियां ( माताएं) दीपिका, कैटरीना  बनने के सपने देखती हो तो समाज में  महावीर या बुद्ध का जन्म कैसे हो?