After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F- G-H-I-J-K". "What does that mean?" she asked. "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot" he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, "What about I-J-K?" He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!" .. Men will be men... ;)