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Saturday 23 February 2013

‎5 funny facts of life

1. Having one child makes u a parent but having two makes u a referee.
2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right & d other person is always husband.
3. U can't buy love but u pay heavily for it.
4. Wife & husband always compromise, husband admits he's wrong & wife agrees with him.
5. Our language is called mother tongue coz d father never gets a chance to speak.

Tuesday 19 February 2013

Remember, everyone needs a friend

If one day u feel like crying*

*Call me*

*I don't promise that i will make u laugh*

*But i can cry with u*

*If one day u want to run away*

*Don't be afraid to call me*

*I don't promise to ask u to stop*
*But i can run with u*

*If one day u don't want to listen to anyone*

*Call me*

*I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet*

*But one day if u call*

*And there is no answer*

*Come fast to see me*

*Perhaps i need you*

*Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk*

*Or how close you are*

*And send it to the person who sent it to you*

*Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will*

*Remember, everyone needs a friend*

*If u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about u*

Wednesday 13 February 2013

Love isn't a decision

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. 
If we could decide who to love, 
then, life would be much simpler, 
but then less magical.

Don't wait until it's too late

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone 
how much you love, how much you care. 
Because when they're gone, 
no matter how loud you shout and cry, 
they won't hear you anymore.

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Have a lovely day n life!

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!

Sunday 10 February 2013

Perfect Husband

Once a man was waiting for a taxi.

A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.

Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, “I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you.” “I would have bought a cup of tea”, replied the beggar.

The man said, “Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea”. He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar.

The beggar told, “I don’t smoke as it is injurious to health.”

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, “Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good”.

The beggar refused by saying, “Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver”.

The man smiled again. He told the beggar, “I am going to the race course.Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone”.

As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, “Sorry sir, I can’t come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit.”

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar’s face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, “Why do you want me to go to your house with you”.

The man replied, “My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like.”

Monday 4 February 2013

Be sure that someone loves you

When someone laughs too much even on stupid things 
Be sure that person is sad deep inside. ♥ 

When someone sleeps a lot 
Be sure that person is lonely ♥ 

When someone can not cry 
Be sure that person is weak. ♥ 

When some one eats in an abnormal way 
Be sure the person is always in tension. 

And finally when someone asks about you although that person may be 
Be sure that someone loves you ♥♥

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