Dil k dard ko chupana kitna mushkil hai

Dil k dard ko chupana kitna mushkil hai,
Toot k phir muskrana kitna mushkil hai,
Door tak jab chalo kisi k sath tu phir,
Tanha laut k Aana kitna mushkil hai…

Why INDIA is in trouble

Why INDIA is in trouble............................ 

Population: 125 crore
9 crore retired 


30 crore in state Govt;
17 crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don't work) 


1 crore IT professional (don't work for India ) 


25 crore in school 


1 crore are under 5 years 


15 crore unemployed


1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals 


Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail


The Balance  two are U & Me. 
U  are busy " checking Mails /sending fwds.. "..!! 


HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone? 

Education is the Best Friend

"Education is the Best Friend. An Educated Person is Respected Everywhere. Education beats the Beauty and the Youth".

Books are as useful to a stupid

"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

Treat your kid like a darling

"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

Never make friends with people who

"Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."

A man is great by deeds

"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

God is not present in idols

"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."

The fragrance of flowers spreads

"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

Once you start a working on something

"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

The world's biggest power

"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."

Attack and destroy it

"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

Before you start some work

"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

Self-interest behind every friendship

"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

A snake is not poisonous

"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

A person should not be too honest

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."

Learn from the mistakes of others

"Learn from the mistakes of others... you can...'t live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"

If nature had arranged that husbands

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.

 ~Lawrence Housman

Good example for your children

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. ~William Feather, The Business of Life, 1949

Your responsibility as a parent is

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine.
You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star.
 If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun,
you can consider yourself an unqualified success.

~Fran Lebowitz, "Parental Guidance," Social Studies, 1981

Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn

Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,
Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the wide world over.

~George Cooper

A mother is a person who seeing

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.

~Tenneva Jordan

The fast approach to software development

Ready, fire, aim: the fast approach to software development. Ready, aim, aim, aim, aim: the slow approach to software development.

Programs for sale

Programs for sale: fast, reliable, cheap - choose two.

Programming is a race between software engineers

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

~Rich Cook

Programming languages, like pizzas

Programming languages, like pizzas, come in only two sizes: too big and too small. ~Richard Pattis

Programming languages should be designed

Programming languages should be designed not by piling feature on top of feature, but by removing the weaknesses and restrictions that make additional features appear necessary.

Programming is similar to a game of golf

Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes.

~Harlan Mills

Programming is like sex

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

 ~Michael Sinz

premature optimization is the root of all evil

We should forget about small efficiencies, say about 97% of the time: premature optimization is the root of all evil.

 ~C.A.R. Hoare, quoted by Donald Knuth

It's the only job I can think of

It's the only job I can think of where I get to be both an engineer and an artist. There's an incredible, rigorous, technical element to it, which I like because you have to do very precise thinking. On the other hand, it has a wildly creative side where the boundaries of imagination are the only real limitation.

 ~Andy Hertzfeld, about programming

You shouldn't need to figure out code

It's okay to figure out murder mysteries, but you shouldn't need to figure out code. You should be able to read it.

~Steve McConnell

You've got a complex system

It's easy to cry "bug" when the truth is that you've got a complex system and sometimes it takes a while to get all the components to co-exist peacefully.

 ~Doug Vargas

Ethically-trained software engineer

It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter. ~Nathaniel S. Borenstein

Overall structure of a program

If you cannot grok the overall structure of a program while taking a shower, e.g., with no external memory aids, you are not ready to code it. ~Richard Pattis

Debugging is the process of removing bugs

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. ~Edsger Dijkstra

Who hasn't hacked assembly language

He who hasn't hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart. He who does so as an adult has no brain. ~John Moore

One man's crappy software

One man's crappy software is another man's full time job. ~Jessica Gaston

I really hate this darn machine

I really hate this darn machine; I wish that they would sell it. It won't do what I want it to, but only what I tell it.

Great software, likewise, requires

Great software, likewise, requires a fanatical devotion to beauty. If you look inside good software, you find that parts no one is ever supposed to see are beautiful too. I'm not claiming I write great software, but I know that when it comes to code I behave in a way that would make me eligible for prescription drugs if I approached everyday life the same way. It drives me crazy to see code that's badly indented, or that uses ugly variable names. ~Paul Graham, "Hackers and Painters," 2003

Good code is its own best documentation

Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code so that this comment isn't needed?" ~Steve McConnell

Writing the first 90 percent of a computer

Writing the first 90 percent of a computer program takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining ten percent also takes 90 percent of the time and the final touches also take 90 percent of the time. ~N.J. Rubenking

Version 1 of any software is

Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2. ~Fred Blechman

Don't bring people so close

Don't bring people so close to the heart , bcoz ,problem with d close people is that , they know where to hit exactly so that it hurts you severly .....

At Group L, Stoffel oversees six

At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly equivalent to herding cats.

From a programmer's point of view

From a programmer's point of view, the user is a peripheral that types when you issue a read request. ~Peter Williams

Don't argue with people

Don't argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by the kilowatt-hour. ~Don Rittner

Controlling complexity

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming. ~Brian Kernighan

Beta Software undergoes

Beta Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

Any sufficiently advanced bug

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. ~Rich Kulawiec

Any fool can write code

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. ~Martin Fowler

All programmers are optimists

All programmers are optimists. Perhaps this modern sorcery especially attracts those who believe in happy endings and fairy godmothers. Perhaps the hundreds of nitty frustrations drive away all but those who habitually focus on the end goal. Perhaps it is merely that computers are young, programmers are younger, and the young are always optimists. ~Frederick Brooks, Jr.

Before crossing a one-way street

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. ~Doug Linder

Effective technique is to explain your code

Another effective technique is to explain your code to someone else. This will often cause you to explain the bug to yourself. Sometimes it takes no more than a few sentences, followed by an embarrassed "Never mind, I see what's wrong. Sorry to bother you." This works remarkably well; you can even use non-programmers as listeners. One university computer center kept a teddy bear near the help desk. Students with mysterious bugs were required to explain them to the bear before they could speak to a human counselor. ~Brian Kernighan and Rob Pike, about debugging

A computer is a stupid machine

[A]nd then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. ~Bill Bryson

Sometimes it pays to stay

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code. ~Dan Salomon

Debugging is twice as hard as writing a program

Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place.  So if you are as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it? 

~Brian Kernighan

Always code as if the guy

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. 

~Martin Golding

All programmers are

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

Programmer - an organism

Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.

Few companies that installed computers

 Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations.... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them "operators" or "programmers."

Peter F. Drucker