SAVE WATER SAVE LIFE

NATURE HAS GIVEN US WATER
THAT IS VERY USEFUL,
WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT IT,
IT MAKES OUR LIFE BEAUTIFUL.

IF THERE WAS NO WATER,
WE WOULD NOT HAVE RAIN,
THE MOST PLEASANT TIME IN THE WORLD,
THE HOT SUN WE SUFFER AGAIN AND AGAIN

Four beautiful girls

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !

ust imagine u r in third

Interviewer: Just imagine u r in third floor, it caught fire.
How will u escape?
Man: It's very simple i will stop my imagination

Janeman! Tute huye dil se

Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.
Girl : Haramkhor! Tuti huye chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

Kuch kuch hota hai

Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends
K3g : Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.

Latest Blockbuster

Latest Blockbuster " SAARE ZAMEEN PAR" ..
Premiered Jan 21st 2008 at BSE and NSE..
Directed and Produced by Ambani Bros,
POWER ON.. MARKET GONE

One day you’ll be surprised

One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…

Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

There is always a “DRIVE SLOW”

- There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near boy’s schools,
but not near girl’s college. Why?

- COZ vehicles automatically go slow.

Nikalte hai aansu jab

Nikalte hai aansu jab mulaqath nahi hoti,
Tut jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti,

Apni dosti ki kasam o mere dost,
Aisi saans nahi lete jisme aapki yaad nahi hoti

Har dua kabool nahi hoti

Har dua kabool nahi hoti,
Har aarzoo puri nahi hoti,

Jinke dil me aap jaise dost ho,
Unke liye to dhadkan bhi zaroori nahi hoti.

Zindagi to anjan ho gai thi

Zindagi to anjan ho gai thi
Mayusion se ghir ke hairan ho gayi thi
Achanak dekha har taraf khusian hai,
Haan tum jaise dost se pehchan jo ho gayi thi.

Is duniya me dost kam milenge

Is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,

Jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
Us mor pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

In a train compartment

In a train compartment husband:
Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

I have swallowed a kay

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

santa tried to kill a bird

How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building
and dropped it from there to die.

Translation from hindi

Translation from hindi to english,
"Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,
uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha
"CHAALU KHAATA"

A sweet girl goes to Banta's

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said:
Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Two days of powercut

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa
& Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators...

Mother is the name for god

Mother is the name for god on the lips and
hearts of all children.
(Brandon Lee)

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest
salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
(Mildred B. Vermont)

The sweetest sounds to mortals given are heard
in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
(William Goldsmith Brown)

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited
all our hurts and worries. (T. DeWitt Talmage)

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a
person to make leaning unnecessary.
(Dorothy Canfield Fisher)

Your arms were always

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a
lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and
gave me wings to fly.
(Sarah Malin)

There is no velvet

There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap,
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.
(Archibald Thompson)

Mother love is

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal
human being to do the impossible.
(Marion C. Garretty)

If there was a day

If there was a day for everything
you have given to me as a mother,
it would be Mother's Day every day.

Of all the special joys in life

Of all the special joys in life,
The big ones and the small,
A mother's love and tenderness
Is the greatest of them all.

Once upon a memory

Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.

Nobody knows

Nobody knows of the work itmakes,
To keep the home together.
Nobody knows of the steps it takes,
Nobody knows-but Mother.

The heart of a mother

The heart of a mother is a
deep abyss at the bottom of which you will
always find forgiveness.
(Honore de Balzac)

If I have never said

If I have never said thank you for bringing me into the world I'd like to do that now.

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you, life.

M is for the million

M is for the million things she gave me,
O means only that she's growing old,
T is for the tears she shed to save me,
H is for her heart of purest gold,
E is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
R means right, and right she'll always be.

Put them all together,
they spell "MOTHER" A word that means the world to me.

For the hand that

For the hand that rocks the
cradle, is the hand that rules the world.
(William Ross Wallace)

Your arms were always

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly.

If I had a flower

If I had a flower for each time
I thought of My Mother,
I could walk in my garden forever.

The Miracle of Life

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman
who gave us love and sacrifice...

[b]MOTHER Happy Mothers Day!![/b]

A woman can be strong

A woman can be strong
She can take on many things
But when she becomes a mother
She can fly like a bird with wings

You gave to me the best you have
Like you, there is no other
This is the woman I see
My Support, My Power, My Mother

I Love you My "MAMA"
Happy Mother's Day

How a mother does it

How a mother does it
Who of us can know
Even when she is tired
She still has strength to show

A mother's love

A mother's love so tender
She has a gentle touch
A child is her treasure
That she cherishes so much

M.O.T.H.E.R.

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

Is zulem ke duniya

Is zulem ke duniya main faqat payar meri maan
Hai mery ley saya-e-diwar meri maan
Nafrat ky jazeron sy mohabat ke hadun tak
Bus payar hai haan payar hai payar meri maan

So many wonderful moments

So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
thinking of u mother brings memories to mind,
wonderful moments i ll treasure,
these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom ,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Mothers Day
My dear Mom

Thank u mother for

Thank u mother for all that u do,
i know my thanks are far to few,
I really do love u i dont say enough,
4 me those words r really tough,
i wish i could express all that i feel,
bt 4 me u know thats a big deal,
Have a g8 day i m thinking of u ,
i hope my feelings r getting through.
Happy Mothers Day

There r no words that say

There r no words that say thank u enough 4 everything u have
done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and
admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that
i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special
days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u
always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom.

The love she has deep

The love she has deep in her heart,
Always gives me a good jump start,
She is the one who's love is true,
Thank u Mom for being u

Being a great mother

Being a great mother is a very hard role,
but mother u r the star for this one I know,
I love you Mom.
Happy Mothers Day

Mother is an undying

Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much.

What the heart gives

What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others,
from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart.
Happy Mothers Day

For all that you do

For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day

Sometimes I forge

Sometimes I forget to ask How are U?
Sometimes I even miss 2 say Hi !
But it doesn't mean that
I forget U...I'm just lazy....Like U !!!!

Feel good when somebody

Feel good when somebody Miss u.
Feel better when somebody Loves u.
But feel best when somebody never forgets u

Sometimes my mind

Sometimes my mind asked why?
I miss u,
Why? I care 4 u,
Why? I remember u then my heart answered
its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

Our friendship

Our friendship means so much to me
that if we were the last people on a sinking ship
and we have only one life jacket,
i'll mm............ ummm......... i'll miss u yaar…

Friend like u are

heartbeat are countless
spirits are ageless
dreams are endless
memories are timeless
and friend like u are useless
.
.
.
.
oops
priceless

Frendship Has NO Limit

Road Has Speed
Limit
Bank Has Money
Limit
Exam Has Time
Limit
Building Has Height
Limit
Bt Frendship Has
NO Limit

DiL Chahta Hai

Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke Kuch Aisa Ho Jaye..
Paperz Hon Magar Result Na Aaye,
Classez Hon Magar Teacherz Na Ayen,
Bus Main Bethain College Na Aaye,
Picnic Par Jayen Magar Wapis Na Ayen.

Dil ki bimari ho sakti hai

Aaj Newspaper me padha ki

doston ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai..!

To aaj se BAND!!!

Kya Sms?

Nahi re!

NEWSPAPER

Sach Or Raaz me kia Farq hai

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz me kia Farq hai?
Papa: Tum mery bety ho Ye Sach hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B mera hi beta hai Ye 1 Raaz hai ;)

Zindagi Mein Koi Haseen Khayal

Socha na tha k haal kabi aisa b hoga
jawab de na sakenge sawal aisa b hoga
jisko bhulane k liye karni hogi itni koshish
zindagi mein koi haseen khayal aisa b hoga

Sharam karo or soo jao

Tum ko sharm nahi aati
raat ke 12 baje ek jawaan handsom or tanha
lardke ko miss call kar k us kay jazbat or ehsas ko jagate ho
sharam karo or soo jao
BYE G00D NIGHT

Ae dost dosti ki hai humne aapse

Aaj khushiyon ki koi badhai dega,
Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega,

Ae dost dosti ki hai humne aapse,
Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..

I want nothing but a smile

Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from U.

Even without seeing u

Even without seeing u,
even without smilling with u,
even without joking with u,
i’ll never fail to remember u,
coz u’re the one i miss & desire

A Friend Is

A Friend Is

Long Sought

Hardly Found

And

With Difficulty Kept… (:

Yaadon se bhara truck

.–,!”"”"”"”"”"”"!
/ - ,! Yaadein ! !
“-O-’”"”‘”"”O’O”-”

Pura truck Yaadon sé Full karké Bhej Raha hoon ..

Phir kehna mat ki Yaad Nahi karta !!

કોઇની પણ વાતમાં

કોઇની પણ વાતમાં પડતો નથી,
એટલે હું કોઇને નડતો નથી.

જે ઘડીએ જે મળ્યું મંજૂર છે,
ભાગ્ય સાથે હું કદી લડતો નથી.

કોણે છલકાવ્યા નજરના જામને,
આમ તો હું જામને અડતો નથી.

રામ હૈયામાં છે મારા એટલે,
ઠોકરો ખાઉં છું પણ પડતો નથી

jab hum pite he to hawao

jab hum pite he to hawao ka rukh badal diya karte he,
tumhari kya aukat hamare samne,
jitni tum pite ho itni to hum gilas me 6od diya karte he.

गम को करो Delete

गम को करो Delete,
ख़ुशी को करो Save,
रिश्तों को करो Recharge,
दोस्ती को करो Download,
दुश्मनी को करो Erase,
सच को करो Broadcast,
झूठ को करो Switch Off,
Tension को करो Not Reachable,
प्यार को करो Incoming on,
नफरत को करो Outgoing Off,
Language करो Control,
हंसी को करो Outbox Full,
आंसू को करो Inbox Empty,
गुस्से को करो Hold,
मुस्कान को करो Sent,
Help को करो OK,
Self को करो Autolock